What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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