So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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