I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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