You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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