The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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