so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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