He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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