Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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