He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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