lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
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He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
So apparently I’m into choking now
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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