I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
This house was built for laser tag.
i dont even know how to be here
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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