your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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