The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
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i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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