Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
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Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
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It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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