"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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