can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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