Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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