That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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