i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
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I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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