He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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