you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
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Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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