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i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
i believe in u and ur pee
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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