hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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