I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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