I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Semen is not good for contacts.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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