You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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