white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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