She said her name was "party"
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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