Pappa wants mamma naked
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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