4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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