Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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