This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
