It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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