guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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