Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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