she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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