his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
