I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
Randomize