How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
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I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.