This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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