You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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