i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
your like the ambassador to my penis.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
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Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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