Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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