just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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