Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
