You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
