My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
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I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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