I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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