i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
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Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
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After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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