he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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