hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Randomize
