So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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