You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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