My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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