got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
