is your mom at the bar?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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