Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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